Josephine

Graphic designer, formal funeral director, maker of pretentious bio taglines, Josephine is an enigma wrapped in a mystery. Educated at home through high-school, it wasn't until graduating college that Josephine was declared a true smarty-pants-for-life by way of a giant gold star on her diploma. She took a few years to bum around the Midwest and get her head together, staying in her parents hostel. She's found herself working as a printed marketing engineer, personal advisor, and sometime scintillating party guest. She was known for her ingenuity, capability, razor sharp wit and high alcohol tolerance. She was friend to many and foe to few. Her life looked to be headed straight to international fame and fortune. But all of that was about to change. She soon found herself tumbling from that lofty height when Vanity took a fall, and Pride told her "never again" but Temper said otherwise. After the party was over and all of the champagne drank away or left flat in the bottle, Josephine was alone, with the trappings of her life in tatters around her and had to take the walk-of-shame for a miserable year. Slowly rebuilding her once-fabulous existence, Josephine finds herself these days piloting a desk around a small town somewhere in the 1950's. She frequently looks around her and wonders what in blue blazes happened, and when is it going to stop.